Declaration Of Independance by Evan Sutch

Us five of Pennsylvania and the United States of America, hereby separate from these United States. We will part and develop our own “country” as a utopia. The land that our utopia rests on is a small portion of Canada that we have legally purchased through Stephen Harper, the Prime Minister of Canada.

            America’s notoriety for its obese population, overpopulation, and harsh stereotypes, has led us to the conclusion that we need to leave. America is just too judgmental for people. In our new society, everyone is welcome. However, there is a population limit. At most, we can fit 1.2 million citizens. To become a citizen, a person must purchase a house and live there for at least four months. Our citizens’ taxes will pay for healthcare as well as cleaning and other services and public schools.

In order for us to escape harsh accusations we must start anew. Our new utopia will remain perfect no matter what and even in the worst circumstances.

                                                                                                            Signed,

                                                                                                           

Evan Sutch

                                                                                                            Kevin Nick

                                                                                                            Josiah Lafosse

                                                                                                            Josiah Gaskin

                                                                                                            Sean Reynolds